He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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