ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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