Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
im holly from the hills drunk
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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