you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Never joke about your clitoris.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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