I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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