love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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