you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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