Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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