I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
my god I love twenty year old dicks
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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