Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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