This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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