It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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