she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
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