Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize