it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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