i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I wanna bring you to show and tell
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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