I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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