I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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