Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
We have started to decorate penises.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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