Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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