break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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