I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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