I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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