i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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