Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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