gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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