I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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