Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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