you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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