Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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