Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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