is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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