508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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