rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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