love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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