Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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