he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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