Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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