walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Vodka?
Forever.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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