no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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