I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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