NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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