I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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