quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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