So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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