a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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