that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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