Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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