I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I supernannyed him into submission
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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