we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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