I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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