ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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