Dual....:-)
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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