Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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