I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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