The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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