Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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