Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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