i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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